TLP: Police Charge Unemployed Man with Shooting Tiny Loads for 'Stress Relief'

bb vandalism
We here at Jr Deputy Accountant like our guns, but are against gun violence. I'm not sure this even qualifies. It seems like it barely qualifies as vandalism.

Police in Porter County, Indiana have finally detained a man suspected of a months-long string of BB gun shootings throughout the area.

Dennis Ditterline admitted to a spree of 75 shootings that left dozens of cars, homes and buildings in the area damaged, according to Fox Chicago. And police have no reason to believe that he's lying: “He had working knowledge of what had taken place,” Valparaiso Police Department Detective Sgt. Jeff Balon said.

A Valparaiso, IN man was instrumental in hunting down Ditterline. He awoke one morning to a loud bang, and looked out the window in time to catch the license plates of Ditterline's car, which led authorities to the suspect. Surveillance footage from a Wal-mart also helped police identify him as the BB shooter, according to the Chesterton Tribune.

That paper also describes Ditterline's confessed motive:

When asked the reason for the spree, Ditterline told investigators that he was “out of work” and had “health issues,” that he was “frustrated with life,” and that shooting at cars was a kind of “stress relief,” Sgt. Mike Grennes of the VPD told the Chesterton Tribune today.

“He said he felt better after he did it,” Grennes said.
There's a much easier way to get "stress relief" and feel better. And the police are rarely involved.

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W.C. Varones said...

Greenspan's BB Count!

BB's BB Count?

Anonymous said...

"There's a much easier way to get "stress relief" and feel better. And the police are rarely involved."

Tell that to Peewee Herman.

I have the same three words for Pee-wee Herman and Dennis Ditterline:

"Doing it wrong"