TLP: Who Will Read it to W?

cheney book
It's not news that Dick Cheney is writing a book. But for some reason, it was news that the book will have a cover and that the cover will have a picture of Dick Cheney on it.

Given that Cheney is being kept alive by a battery-powered heart pump , who better to get the story from than CNN's political ticker ...
We still don't know what Dick Cheney's memoir will reveal, but now we know what it will look like.

Threshold Editions, an imprint of mega publishing house Simon & Schuster, unveiled the cover of the former vice president's upcoming memoir Wednesday, portraying a pensive-looking Cheney from what appears to be his days in the White House.

The book, called In My Time, is 544 pages and set to be released on August 30, according to the publisher.
So far, the book has at least five words: the title and the author's name. If Cheney is a lazy writer *coughahemcough* he may still be playing around with those.

Mine: Itchy Dickey Men
Dickey Nice, Mine Myth
Nicked Icy Hymen Time
My Denim Chicken Yeti
My Me Hickey Incident
Dicey Icemen Ink Myth

Hey, he's got all summer. As long as that pump holds out.

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Deputy! That's just mean. I'm sure Laura can read it to -- WAIT. Now you've got me doing it. I'm sure the president can read it on his own...