TLP: Congressman Admits to Being Biggest Weiner Joke of All

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Anthony Weiner might have thought he'd get fucked by technology. Just not like this.

CNN:
A week after claiming a hacker had posted a lewd photo to his Twitter account, U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner on Monday apologized for lying about the ordeal and admitting carrying on inappropriate relationships with several women he'd met online.

Weiner, a New York Democrat, said he is not resigning his seat, nor is he planning on separating from his wife. But he said he took responsibility for his actions -- both the relationships and for lying about sending the photo of his bulging underwear on his Twitter account.

"To be clear, the picture was of me, and I sent it. I'm deeply sorry for the pain this has caused my wife, and our family, my constituents, my friends, my supporters and my staff," he said, claiming he'd posted the Twitter photo accidentally as a "joke" and then "panicked." "I lied because I was ashamed at what I had done, and I didn't want to get caught."
Hmm, what's worse? Admitting you don't know the difference between a tweet and a DM, getting caught lying, or having to refer to the post of your own package as a joke?

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

15 comments:

Interesting photo you posted to accompany this post, Adrienne! I'm wondering if what happened to this Congressman is some kind of addiction. Sad all around.

W.C. Varones said...

Sad?

Hilarious!

Weiner is a geek who got some political power and now thinks he's a rock star.

Reminds me of the Screech Dirty Sanchez video, which is a must-see. Google it.

The best thing about this story is that it writes itself.

+ dick jokes (that write themselves)

profalbrecht said...

I'm surprised that Anthony Weiner has never taken to using the nickname, "Oscar."

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Weiner family crest features a pair of underpants and a little blue bird...

Anonymous said...

When he gets out of Congress, he's gonna become Calvin Klein's next billboard model. Who am I fooling? I'm just jealous... I've got dirt in my drawers.

Anonymous @ 10:57

The reason for your jealousy, which screams TMI, is a true demonstration of the value of the anonymous comment.

Anonymous said...

anonymous??? anonymous??? I am hurt, dude - it's your old pal!!! Calvin Klein pricey draws model photoshopped with Mr. Weiner's head please... you know what? I'm gonna go take a photo shop class JUST so I can get this out of my system.

Anonymous said...

"which screams TMI"

Anthony could have used some good solid "Life Coach" advice like this... maybe you can write a self-help book for Congressmen?

Anonymous said...

Chapter One

Do not Tweet yo' junk.

Anonymous said...

"Don't taze me, bro"

phrase now rivaled by

"Don't tweet yo junk"

I may know who you are, "Anonymous" ... but feel an obligation not to presume nor shatter the trust of those commenters not inclined to share all details. Or overshare.

Ahem.

And, naturally, I was too lazy to ask.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that when he’s finished in Congress, Calvin Klein would like him to sign a modeling contract to show off their undergarment’s new space age stretch fabric construction.

- Kenny Bing

ba dah dah.... thank you, I'll be here all week with two shows on Saturday...

Anonymous said...

"Or overshare. "

You know what? For about three seconds there you were making me feel a little self-conscious... but that's passed now! Whew! I wonder if Rep. Weiner ever had that feeling.

Chapter Two

Tweeting your junk is TMI.

Anonymous said...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is breathing a little easier these days.

I 'd liiike to t'ank da' Weiner.