Much to Ben Bernanke's Chagrin, JDA Survived the Great DC EarthquakeJust in case you're worried, I'm happy to report that kitties and I survived the great DC earthquake of 2011. I was at work when it hit and very nearly pissed myself. As many of you know, I spent over ten years in San Francisco so I'm no stranger to earth-shaking events but I have to say I never experienced anything like that in my life - I thought a plane crashed into my office and went running outside like an idiot. Hint: don't do that.
Here are some pics of the damage at my condo for your viewing pleasure!
Oh God! My poor Zumba fitness game!!
In fairness to the DC quake, this vase could have been tipped over by one of the cats. No, fuck that, it most likely was tipped over by one of my fucking cats. The young one. That inconsiderate bastard.
Why the fuck is this painting on the floor?!
Noooooo! Not my jam box remote!!!
Stay safe out there, kids, the aftershocks are coming.