Happy Birthday, Zimbabwe Ben!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011 , 1 Comments

Man, is it really almost December already? It must be, I can feel my landlord breathing down my neck for my rent check.

As has been tradition going on three years now, I send Ben Bernanke a birthday card as a sort of token of appreciation. Do I expect a card back since we share the same birthday of December 13th? Hell no. Has one ever been returned to sender with a big middle finger drawn on it in crayon? Nope.

I humbly present to you, dear JDA reader, Zimbabwe Ben's 2011 birthday card.

The front.

The dedication is between ZB and me but you get the joke.

Good lookin' out, Hallmark.

I can pretty much guarantee my birthday will be way better than his but let's just hope I don't run into the guy at whatever DC restaurant the boy drags me out to to celebrate the 31 years since my mother was sliced open to pull me out into the world.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday...Audit the Fed....don't choke on the cake:)

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