Happy Holidays From the JDA Family!

Saturday, December 24, 2011 0 Comments

 Cash is suddenly wishing he'd been euthanized at Washington Humane Society
instead of adopted by me

In this time of unparalleled consumerism, gorging on ham dinners and binge drinking just to survive the family, I'd like to take a moment to say happy holidays. No, fuck that, I'd like to say Merry Christmas because it's Christmas Eve and I was raised to believe in zombie Jesus so that's what I'm going to run with. Happy everything else to my non-zombie-Jesus-believing friends.

From JDA, TLP, BooBoo, Buck and Cash, we wish you the very best. You're going to need it, you haven't even had to sit down with the family yet. Suckers.

With love, peace and all the snark Santa could fit down the chimney,

p.s. if you've got any generosity left in your cold black heart, why not kick down a few bucks to our friends at the Washington Humane Society? Animals like Buck and Cash who haven't been fortunate enough to find forever homes rely on donations to keep them warm and happy until crazy cat ladies like me wander by and snatch them up.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.