TLP: And This Little Piggie Cried 'Wee Wee Wee' All the Way Home

cain fail
Not to pass judgment on what a pair of presidential candidates might or might not have done for 12 or 13 years, respectively, since neither admitted it. But I couldn't help noticing how differently they handled the accusations.


Bill Clinton? Right.


Herman Cain? Wrong.

Any coincidence that one wife hit back and one wife clapped and nodded?

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

7 comments:

W.C. Varones said...

Oh, come on.

You don't actually believe Clinton was innocent, do you?

The difference is one of the wives is ambitious and calculating.

Who said anything about anyone being innocent? But Cain is guilty, unlike Bubba, of terrible political and media failures. So he goes home and Clinton was "gone to the White House, ha ha ha."

As for ambitious and calculating wives, one woman's Cabinet post may be another woman's pizza fortune.

tsada kay said...

I think we've devolved as a society since then. As sexualized as our popular culture has become, we've become puritanical in our concerns about public figures. Then again, perhaps that's because now it's okay to say "oral sex" on television.

What would Colnel Sanders do? Heh heh. THAT'S NOT A DRUMSTICK IN MY POCKET.

Apparently, teevee just isn't teevee if you don't hear "penis" nine times in a half-hour sitcom.

tsada kay said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....so THAT'S what 9-9-9 was all about.

Also, kudos on the "we didn't care enough to give Herman Cain his own tag" tag. Nicely done.

Anonymous said...

It costs extra if you get all white meat in your bucket... in the case of Herman, a LOT extra!

Accountant Service said...

This is interesting. But I don't actually believe Clinton was innocent.
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