One Virginia Cat Is Running For Senate

Yes, a cat.

I assume my kittens aren't yet old enough to make a run for office and even if they were, at least one of them wouldn't be cut out for vicious DC politics. The one that shits outside of the litter box, however, might do great.

Meet Hank, born and raised in Fairfax County.

Well if that isn't a trustworthy face, I don't know what is.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.