DARPA Has Created The Creepiest Thing I've Ever Seen



Living in the DC slums, I'm supposed to worry about dope fiends and muggers, apparently. But really, I'm more scared about this thing escaping from some creepy Arlington lab.

OH GOD SO CREEPY



NOOO WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SLOW IT DOWN?!?!

Fuck Cheetah. I'm not OK with this.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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