DARPA Has Created The Creepiest Thing I've Ever Seen
Living in the DC slums, I'm supposed to worry about dope fiends and muggers, apparently. But really, I'm more scared about this thing escaping from some creepy Arlington lab.
OH GOD SO CREEPY
NOOO WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SLOW IT DOWN?!?!
Fuck Cheetah. I'm not OK with this.