LOL Mayor Gray!


See, this is why I love living here. Guys like our esteemed mayor can say things like this with a straight face:

“If you are a criminal and committing thefts or robberies, or if you profit from crime, in the District of Columbia, we will we find you, arrest you and bring you to justice,” said Mayor Gray. “The District of Columbia is a place of law and order, and neither Chief Lanier nor I will tolerate any crime on our streets. Every single D.C. resident has the right to walk our neighborhoods in safety and confidence.”

OOOOH I bet the snack truck that trolls my neighborhood handing out cocaine and dimebags is going to cease IMMEDIATELY after a threat like that!