India Announces Successful Missile Launch Against China
In WTF news, India is thrilled to say they could totally bomb the shit out of China if they wanted to. You can't make this up. Personally, I preferred the AP headline on Twitter:
BREAKING NEWS: Indian government says test launch of missile able to reach major Chinese cities was a success
— AP Breaking (@AP_Breaking) April 19, 2012
Or there's this:
Defence analyst Rahul Bedi says a successful test flight of the Agni-V missile, which is capable of delivering a single 1.5-ton warhead deep inside nuclear rival China's territory, would strengthen India's nuclear deterrence once it comes into service by 2014-15.
More via BBC.
YAY WORLD WAR III! Grab your guns and your jerky, folks, this one should be good.
Here's an appropriate musical accompaniment.
So you came like a missile,
Leaving me the whole world in exile,
Think you're giving but you're taking my life away