Sheila Bair Makes a Really Awkward Joke About Hyperinflation

In a WaPo op-ed:

Are you concerned about growing income inequality in America? Are you resentful of all that wealth concentrated in the 1 percent? I’ve got the perfect solution, a modest proposal that involves just a small adjustment in the Federal Reserve’s easy monetary policy. Best of all, it will mean that none of us have to work for a living anymore.

For several years now, the Fed has been making money available to the financial sector at near-zero interest rates. Big banks and hedge funds, among others, have taken this cheap money and invested it in securities with high yields. This type of profit-making, called the “carry trade,” has been enormously profitable for them.

So why not let everyone participate?

Under my plan, each American household could borrow $10 million from the Fed at zero interest. The more conservative among us can take that money and buy 10-year Treasury bonds. At the current 2 percent annual interest rate, we can pocket a nice $200,000 a year to live on. The more adventuresome can buy 10-year Greek debt at 21 percent, for an annual income of $2.1 million. Or if Greece is a little too risky for you, go with Portugal, at about 12 percent, or $1.2 million dollars a year. (No sense in getting greedy.)

Think of what we can do with all that money. We can pay off our underwater mortgages and replenish our retirement accounts without spending one day schlepping into the office. With a few quick keystrokes, we’ll be golden for the next 10 years.

We can each be INDEBTED to the Fed and use the debts to buy Treasury bonds (this is, indirectly, what we do on a daily basis anyway since it takes debt to the Fed and its member banks to meet our demand for money). Did you read that?! She actually said that.

Granted, this might be her attempt at humor but it's not a very good joke at all. It's fucking serious and she of all people should know that.


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W.C.Varones said...


She's out of government. She's allowed to write like a snarky blogger now. I thought it was awesome.

Too soon, bro.

Is she clinically insane?

Anonymous said...

Irony is, plenty of people are doing something very similar to what Bair jokes about. Put up $200,000 margin and IB will loan you 1 mil at a mere 1.3% AND provide you with a list of speculative investments that will benefit from this carry trade. Hows that for convenience?