TLP: Timing is Everything

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Political curiosity Ted Nugent has a date with the Secret Service on Thursday to discuss his prediction that he will be dead or in jail a year from now if President Obama is re-elected.

I happen to know law enforcement from my days checking police logs and covering trials. And the most interesting question I have about all this is whether the agents assigned to interview Nugent will a) try to be hard-asses to make up for the bad press about the Cartagena hookers, or b) try to be bad-asses because they're fans.

Either way, Nugent-endorsed candidate Mitt Romney will probably end up preferring to talk about his dog.

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.