TLP: "Faster, Higher, Stronger" in HD

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 , , 0 Comments

munich

The Olympics are coming. And in case you forgot, you're supposed to buy a big-screen teevee to watch every sweaty, grunting, tear-jerking moment. I was sweating and grunting in the gym when this ad played (on a big-screen teevee) and it nearly made me cry.



Shameless, the way they use "amateur" athletes to tell you how many miles they ran, how long they spent on the practice field ... "I've spent my entire life training for this moment, so you better be watching, on a big amazing TV, so you don't miss a single glorious detail ..."

And it better be a Panasonic. Or else you're un-American.


The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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