TLP: This is Nuts



For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

A Spartanburg County sheriff's deputy stopped a truck Sunday evening after noticing the "anatomically correct" display on the rear bumper. The incident report says the driver removed the display after being stopped but he was arrested for driving without a license. He was also given a warning ticket for having an obscene display.

Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.

The best part of this story is the guy removing the fake nuts. I'm just sorry we don't get to know if he also handed them over to Deputy Freud. 

I happen to know law enforcement. In South Carolina. And from the incident reports I used to check in police stations and trials I covered when I wasn't as lazy as I am now, I know they have much better ways to spend their time. As sad as that is to say.

Besides, if you feel compelled to drive around flaunting giant comical testicles on the rear bumper of your truck — and it is always trucks, though that's another whole issue — chances are you're probably punished enough as it is.

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.