Now's Your Chance To Own a Piece of Jr Deputy Accountant!

OK, I should qualify that headline... I'm not selling my plasma or anything, nor am I selling myself into indentured servitude now that I've once again walked away from my day job (congratulate me!). BUT I do need to scrape together some beer money and have tons of time on my hands to do all the stuff I've always wanted to but was too busy slaving away for The Man to accomplish. Therefore, I am selling my original artwork on Etsy!

Some of you may know this already but before I was a boil on Ben Bernanke's ass, I was an artist. Well, kind of. I've always loved to draw and even once had a desire to be a tattoo artist but I ended up on the fringes of accounting and started writing for a living instead. But in 2008, I had my first gallery show in San Francisco and have been painting on and off since.

I'm no Dali but my strange paintings are hanging in living rooms across the country (including my own) and now you can have one too!

Here's what I've got up at the moment. I've got a ton more in storage I'll unload once I get back to SF to clean it out and am always making more crazy creations when the mood strikes.

Golden Deer

Lucky Cat

The Hidden Hand


Lucky Duck Hunt 

As a firm believer in the power of free markets, if you're interested in any of these but think I haven't priced them fairly, get in touch and we'll work something out.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.