TLP: Now If You Call Them Massholes, It Could Cost You

small towns

Congratulations are in order to Middleborough, Massachusetts, for becoming the official town of Jr Deputy Accountant. Fuck yeah.

AP via HuffPost:
At a town meeting, residents voted 183-50 to approve a proposal from the police chief to impose a $20 fine on public profanity.

Officials insist the proposal was not intended to censor casual or private conversations, but instead to crack down on loud, profanity-laden language used by teens and other young people in the downtown area and public parks.

I'm really happy about it," Mimi Duphily, a store owner and former town selectwoman, said after the vote. "I'm sure there's going to be some fallout, but I think what we did was necessary."
Good bet a judge will call bullshit on the first citation.

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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