The Natives Are Restless: Dude Kills Another Dude Over Some Cheetos

Buckle up, people, the shit is getting real:

An argument over a bag of chips leads to a man being stabbed to death in downtown. It happened Tuesday night and the suspect is now in police custody.

It happened at 6th and Washington, very close to the Convention Center Metrolink station. Authorities say the stabbing happened around 8:45 p.m. Tuesday.  Police say a 42-year-old man and a 49-year-old man were arguing over a bag of Cheetos when the 49-year-old stabbed the 42-year-old once in the chest.

I'm curious, is it that more of this crazy shit is happening or we're simply more aware of it because of the Internet? I really want to know. Because if the world really is flipping out, I need to prepare accordingly.

I like Flamin' Hot Cheetos as much as the next trashy girl but really? Murder? That's a tad excessive.

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