Big Bird Taught Me Everything I Know About Manufactured Outrage

Remember how Snuffy just didn't give a shit about Big Bird's neuroses? That's how I feel about Mitt Romney's PBS comment.

Instead of writing some long rant about how silly the whole thing is and how many straw men both supporters and enemies of Romney are battling on Facebook as we speak even though this is old news, let's just slap a meme on this bitch and call it done.

You're welcome, Internet. Share freely, attribution would be rad but I'm not picky.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.