Janet Yellen is not a liberal radical, she is a revolutionary!
Relax, people, it's cool. The feminists will have their way (they only like Janet because she is lacking in a Y chromosome and Larry Summers is a big fat jerk who thinks girls can't do math), the easy money will continue and under Janet, the Fed will never have to even bother trying to pull out. This is a fool-proof plan!
Which is convenient because Janet is one of the biggest fools of all.
I don't know about you but I think I should run out and go get a house with zero down to celebrate! And another car loan!