Drunk Secret Service Bros Try to Party at the White House, Fail Spectacularly

After a night of boozy celebration, a pair of drunken Secret Service agents are in trouble for making total assclowns of themselves on Obama's lawn. How does something like that happen? Glad you asked.

The Washington Post reports:
The Obama administration is investigating allegations that two senior Secret Service agents, including a top member of the president’s protective detail, drove a government car into White House security barricades after drinking at a late-night party last week, an agency official said Wednesday.

Officers on duty who witnessed the March 4 incident wanted to arrest the agents and conduct sobriety tests, according to a current and a former government official familiar with the incident. But the officers were ordered by a supervisor on duty that night to let the agents go home, said these people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive internal matter.
DC cops and presumably sober Secret Service officers were already busy in the area, which had been cordoned off due to a "suspicious package" after some loon was running around over there saying she had a bomb.

At about 10:30 that night, the drunk asses turned on their shiny overhead lights because, party before they drove through security tape and hit a barricade. WEEEEE!!!

WaPo says if your average Joe drives through a White House barrier, officers can release the hounds (literally, attack hounds) or point a loaded gun at the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to drive through a White House barrier. In this case, however, the drunk ass agents were simply sent home to sober up. In a cab, hopefully.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


big4dropout said...

Raise hell! Don't give up!