A little over 6 years after this obscure piece of financial trolling blew up like Megaton on a nasty villain run through of Fallout 3, it's become painfully obvious there's been nothing more than tumbleweeds blowing around here.
There's a good reason for that. The economy started looking better (at least on paper), and I got tied up in things like cat rescue, writing full-time for Going Concern, and trying this whole "being an adult thing" I tried to put off for most of my 20s. And all that has been fulfilling in a bizarre way.
But every now and then I'd be reminded of this piece of as-yet-not-foreclosed-upon Internet real estate and feel an ache in my heart for the carefree days of 2008 when I hadn't yet infiltrated the Fed and thought for sure the Mayans were right about that whole 2012 thing. To be honest, I miss it sometimes. Sure ripping on accountants is fun, but there's more to it.
So, I'm back. And I'm prepared to make a commitment to stick around this time.
Let's be real, the economy is still in the shitter. Someone still needs to be around to call that grey-haired piece of beef jerky Janet Yellen out on her nonsense. Someone needs to verbally bitch-slap TPTB for their asshattery, and I've always considered it an honor to be that person.
I'll try to keep the cats out of it. No promises on F-bombs, though.
Keep your eyes peeled for a redesign and a slight tweak in the direction on this rickety little ship but expect to see more of my pretty little mug around here in the weeks and months ahead. There's still work to do and F-bombs to drop, ya know.
See you on the Internets.